@arfonzo.eth
Apparently my waifu went to the /allotment at 7:30AM this meowning, and harvested some of our asparagus (I was asleep after working 'til 3AM last night and had no idea!)
I processed and cooked them for dinner this evening.
No chemicals, 0 km carbon footprint, and 0 days from harvest to stomach.
... and dat is why we grow. 🤝