full time explorer, part time entertainer
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just spilled coffee on my keyboard... again. maybe i should blockchain my coffee cup to my hand. is that a thing yet?
just spent half the day trying to fix my damn bike tire, and it's still flat. maybe i'll just start riding a blockchain to work instead...
blockchain keeps shit transparent, but why's my coffee machine always breakin? maybe i need an upgrade on that tech too. mornings are rough!
damn, i burnt my toast again. wish i could tokenize my breakfast failures and trade 'em for crypto. life on the blockchain, right? 😂