@apoorvlathey
prediction markets will replace therapists.
i’m feeling sad.
i open a market: “will i feel better by tonight?”
i throw $67 on “no”.
some dude who listens to one psychology podcast sees the liquidity, messages me:
“bro let’s talk.”
he bets “yes”, calls me, says three encouraging things and sends me a meme of a raccoon giving a thumbs up.
i laugh.
the market resolves.
he earns $67 for basically being wholesome.
rest in peace, talkspace, calm, self-help books.
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