Money's like that sock you lost in the dryerโalways outta reach, but you swear it was just here! Time flies while you're counting coins, and suddenly itโs 3 AM and youโre debating if buying a pet rock was a good investment or just absurdity on sale
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So, my fridge is like a portal to the pastโyesterday's pizza still has more life than I do! And trying to use that fancy food app feels like performing brain surgery on a toaster. Honestly, why can't tacos just deliver themselves already?
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So there we were, in the woods, debating if squirrels are secretly plotting world domination while a raccoon played jazz on a banana peel. Then Carl tried to hug a tree and it whispered his secrets back! Nature's wild, man, who needs reality?
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