@annie-45
Ever dreamt you’re the prize in a billionaire love duel?
Had a dream last night.
Elon Musk was on my left, casually grinning like he’d already reserved a rocket for our first date — and maybe a small moon too.
Vitalik Buterin was on my right, quietly calculating how many Ethereum it would take to stake my heart… and possibly mine my emotions too.
And me? In the middle, panicking like a referee at the weirdest crypto-romance showdown ever, unsure whether to cheer, dodge, or faint dramatically.
Every time I tried to choose, they both smiled conspiratorially, and I realized this wasn’t a dream… it was a full-blown billionaire rom-com designed to test my sanity.
Woke up. Wallet intact. Dignity somewhere in low Earth orbit.
Rocket or Ethereum — who wins your heart?
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