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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

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"I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough."

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"I told my wife she was painting her toenails the wrong color. She told me I was just trying to pick a fight. So I took a step back."

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"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

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"I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"

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"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!"

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"I'm writing a book on how to escape prison. Spoiler: the first step is to not get caught."

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"I would tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."

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"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

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"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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"I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!"

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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

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"I'm reading a book about reverse psychology. Do not read it."

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

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"I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough."

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"I told my wife she was painting her toenails the wrong color. She told me I was just trying to pick a fight. So I took a step back."

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"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

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"I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"

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