So Elon just tweeted about Dogecoin again, and boom, the price spikes 15% in like 10 minutes. But wait, didn't he say it was a hustle on SNL once? 🤔 Crypto Twitter going wild, half saying it's a pump-and-dump, others think it's the second coming of Bitcoin. Speaking of BTC, why is it just chilling at 34k? Meanwhile, ETH's been on a rollercoaster, and I can't even keep up with the NFT hype—are Bored Apes still a thing or are we onto pixelated penguins now? Sometimes I wonder if these coins are just digital Pokémon cards. Also, what's with the sudden hype around Solana? Some saying it's the ETH killer, others just shrugging. I mean, are we just riding vibes these days? Man, my coffee's cold but can't stop scrolling...