@alonea
🚨 Introducing my brand-new token 🚨
✅ 100% safer than @rish ’s account
✅ 90% more profitable than $fcagent
✅ Rug-proof — I literally don’t know how to rug😭
🎁 Special offer for my friends on Farcaster:
If you’re holding a garbage NFT from 2025, send it to me and I’ll send you some tokens… so we can be poor together 🤝
Token name: $Shitcaster
Roadmap: Step 1 — Tweet
Step 2 — Panic
Step 3 — Blame the market 📉
Not financial advice.