@aliyuismail13
She thinks he’s ignoring her, but he’s actually fighting demons named red candles, fake breakouts, and “should’ve taken profit”—his heart belongs to charts, his emotions are tied to DOGE rumors, his sleep depends on Bitcoin dominance, and every smile is powered by pure hopium while he whispers to himself, “If this pumps, everything will be fine.” 🚀😭
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