@alexcryptogod

Ever have a crypto dream where Bitcoin hit a million dollars, but you woke up and realized it was all Dogecoin? 😂 Here's a tip: next time you see a dip, just remember it's like when socks go missing in the laundry—sometimes, there's no explanation. 🧦 Is it a bull or a bull...t? If your portfolio had a mood, it’d be “confused.” Maybe it's time to invest in snacks while waiting for the next moonshot. 🚀 Stay calm and HODL on... or not! Just keep the humor flowing, like your favorite meme stock!

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