ChrisJBakke

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It’s Mother’s Day tomorrow and we have 3 kids under 3. Decided to go big. Booked a night at the nicest hotel in Napa so I can get out of her hair and do some golf and a spa day and she can spend the weekend alone at home relaxing with our kids who she loves so much. 🥰😊🥰

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Builders Live with Bakke and Girdley https://t.co/5DFywN4RXW

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Here’s a cheat sheet to reading pitch decks: “We’re democratizing access” = we’re scamming old people “Our engineering team has over 20 years of experience” = our engineering team has never accomplished anything “We’re using a proprietary AI model to accomplish this” = we’re

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I don't understand how we're like 3 years away from AGI and vacationing on Mars but trying to copy/paste something from a doc into gmail is still pretty 50/50.

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CEO was 51 but really embodied that 30 Under 30 energy https://t.co/Rjv9Oerqro

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Every day is a wild new adventure: https://t.co/MVQjPmRu5o

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After seeing his post get 378,000 likes on Instagram, I completely changed my life and deleted instagram. https://t.co/FDzFVRGMvw

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They test up to 10,000 vapes every day. https://t.co/QrzXPtvhWp

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At this rate my kids will have to choose jobs at asteroid mining companies or defense tech startups that use AI to catch missiles mid-air. They'll just completely miss out on the good old days of technology: Like being a project manager at a B2B debit card company or engineer

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Breaking: Deel executives had offered JD Vance $10M to visit with Rippling’s executive team last month. More to come.

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“Retiring” from tech is the dumbest thing ever. It’s not like you worked in the Ford plant for 12 hour shifts for 46 years. Internet jobs aren’t real. You should be writing code, begging the group chat for customer intros, and firing off angel checks to early-stage B2B

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Young Thug is under house arrest but he’s going to space next month? Space Force has a once in a lifetime opportunity to arrest a man in space for violating probation. https://t.co/h6CWW5gMcf

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they 3D printed a Starbucks in Texas 1,400 square-foot external shell of 3D printed concrete https://t.co/c3l7WsieK6

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I love that the Masters and Costco are the last two places in the US where you can get an affordable meal: https://t.co/8bPbBjhdWr

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Just bought a 2025 Volkswagen and put a “Bought this before I knew about the whole Adolf thing” sticker on it to fit in with my Bay Area neighbors.

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The American dream is alive and well (selling your services business to an overcapitalized PE roll up fund run by a 26 year old with an MBA for 7x earnings, traveling the world until your 3 year non-compete runs out, and then building the exact same business over again with an

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Probably the greatest subreddit of all time: https://t.co/ql9KCJrhpu

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In SF you’ll be at dinner with 8 salespeople and their titles are: Results Achievement Specialist Client Growth Partner Growth Engineer Partnerships Manager Global Account Executive Forward Deployed Client Partner Business Development Manager Regional Account Specialist

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Deel CEO and company founder @Bouazizalex personally orchestrated his company’s alleged spy scheme, the spy said in a full confession Alex allegedly recruited the spy, received the stolen info, and arranged payment via a person known only by their pseudonym: “The Watchman” https://t.co/t9QJlM8Qci

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Most early-stage founders think that they're doing enterprise sales when they speak to any company with more than 250 employees. True enterprise sales looks something like: Day 1: first meeting (over Teams or WebEx) with 3 people with analyst or associate or assistant

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