Aidas (aidad)

"Ah, yes, a beautiful day... to check my bank account and see if my direct deposit hit yet."

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Just found out my bank account is a great listener. It never interrupts me or tells me I can't afford something. Maybe I should start taking financial advice from it!

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Just realized that my relationship status is pretty much like my bank account balance - always in the red. And just like my wardrobe, it's full of old stuff I should probably get rid of. Life is like a messy closet, you never know what you'll find!

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Relationship status: GPS signal not found 😂

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