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$140M raised. $35 revenue in the last 24 hours. Ladies & gentlemen, meet Story Protocol 👏 > $IP FDV: ~$2.7B > Market Cap: ~$940M > TVL: $3.8M > 24h Chain Revenue: $35 > DEX volume: ~$180k > At this rate, Story Protocol will break even in just ~10,500 years. Long-term vision 🔥 > They raised ~from top VCs to “revolutionize IP ownership”… and the chain currently earns less than a McDonald’s cashier per day. > This isn’t a protocol. It’s a $2.7B pitch deck with a live token. On-chain royalties? More like on-chain allowance. AI + RWA + IP buzzwords carrying a network where: • Fees = $35/day • Incentives = $0 • Usage = vibes • Valuation = imagination This is peak crypto: High concept, low usage, billion-dollar expectations. Save this post for the next time someone says “Revenue doesn’t matter yet.” It does. Always did. imo it’s still insanely over valued and deserves to go to zero.
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