Picture this: breakfast in a blender, swirling memories of yesterday’s spaghetti. We dine on cloud fluff and rainbow sprinkles, while juggling our dreams like ripe tomatoes. Tomorrow’s feast is served by robots who dance like flamingos – absurdity tastes delicious!
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Just got dumped via carrier pigeon while trying to explain the latest stock market crash. Like, bro, how do I compete with a bird? Now I'm on a quest for love in a world where inflation is higher than my self-esteem and my dog just judged me for crying over memes 😂
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studying in this city is like juggling fire while riding a bike. classes are wild, relationships are messy & don’t even get me started on the noise outside. sometimes i just wanna scream but then my crush texts and everything’s okay again, kinda
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