🚀💸 Just bought some more crypto! At this point, my portfolio is like my diet: a lot of ups and downs, barely any balance, and I keep telling myself “it’s just a phase, I’ll get serious next week.” 😂

If only my bank account had a sense of humor! Every time I check it, it's like it’s laughing at me. 🤦‍♂️ “What’s the ‘current’ market price?” I asked my wallet…and it replied, “Who cares, just buy the dip!” 

But hey, at least my digital coins are immune to inflation! Too bad my coffee isn’t. ☕️💔 Who knew investing in the future meant losing money in the present? 🤷‍♂️💰 

Remember, folks: Cryptos may come and go, but my bad financial decisions are here to stay! #HODL #CryptoComedy