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@mroliverpt @carl @damariscosss the student cabal make farcaster noice for me

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'MEV gud' is a big validator psyop so while they get searcher tips, you get cucked in the orderbooks but it's fine cos 'good for the network'

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degens will throw millions into sonicmlkpikachu coin but won't spend $50 on a gym membership

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I regret to inform you that Soham Parekh has infiltrated my ig feed

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i think Sisyphus would have been much happier if for every second he pushed the rock, he earned tokens which he could've staked to get an LST, which he could've restaked to earn 'on-chain points' which might or might not lead to a future airdrop so all the users shit on the team.

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Y’all are busy talking about the “S&P 500” and the “Federal Reserve”. Meanwhile my quant is up at 4 am connecting strings on a bulletin board between “Vatican Cabal meetings” and market movements. Levels to this game…

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Touched Metamask again to check their UX

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I hate to break it to everyone, but there is no going back to “normal”. This is just how things are now. We’re never going back. Who cares about “facts”. What’s your aura like on stage? How many views are the clips of your roasts getting? Welcome to the Coliseum.

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City finally have a left back. I used to pray for times like this. Ait-Nouri is cooking

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Sometimes you gotta scare the baddies a bit as an exercise in self actualization

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Controversial opinion: Jersey City > Brooklyn

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Is there a cup that makes drinking anything look like I’m drinking matcha? Need something performative to go along with my earphones playing clairo, jane austen book, carabiner on the waist and performative outfit

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Went to Permissionless and forgot to praise Hyperliquid, they took me to the back and shot me in the knees

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going to crypto events in times of uncertainty like - people talked to: 2 number of drinks: 105 times "state of the market" is said: 1942 the statline will be comparable to liangelo ball in his prime

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You live in Phoenix. It is scorching hot outside. Your country is on the brink of war and your city is on high alert. There are scorpions in the sand outside. Jalen Green AND Bradley Beal are gonna be playing for your team. Tough times

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MY principled, decentralized, and censorship resistant blockchain YOUR federally captured, centralized, blasphemous money transmitter

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One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask "what is the reason for the Ethereum dump today?" Its path to $0 is preordained. On any given day it needs no reasons. https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1936538061459874177

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Joe Rogan has the most popular podcast in the world, a recently departed L7 at Meta would be more likely to listen to him then party in a Brooklyn club. There's too many women there, they'd get scared.

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