Bruh… my girlfriend called me from the dressing room today whispering like the daughter from Taken hiding under the bed. And when I say whispering.. I don’t mean “sexy whisper” I mean “911 operator about to triangulate the call” whisper. I thought we had an active shooter in Dillard’s. I come running across the fucking food court like Liam Neeson with low blood sugar. I bust in the dressing room like SWAT.. shoes already in my hand. She’s in the corner looking like she’s about to confess to a war crime. …It’s a BUG. Not even a scary bug. Not a tarantula. Not a hornet. A little confused mall roach looking for a Cinnabon crumb. So now I’m standing there sweating in the doorway fighting for her honor against a bug that can literally survive nuclear war. Mall security walked by like “Sir… is this domestic terrorism or pest control?” And the worst part? I was READY. I was ready to die for her. I had my fucking monologue rehearsed in my head. I thought I was going out a hero.
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BSC AND HND. BSc (Bachelor of Science): 1. University degree: BSc is a university degree awarded by universities 2. Duration: Typically 4-5 years of study 3. Theoretical focus: Emphasizes theoretical knowledge and research . 4. Recognition: Widely recognized globally 5. Career prospects: Opens doors to various career opportunities, including postgraduate studies 🎓. HND (Higher National Diploma) 1. Polytechnic diploma: HND is a diploma awarded by polytechnics . 2. Duration: Typically 5 years of study including 2 years for ND and 1 year IT. 3. Practical focus: Emphasizes practical skills and application 4. Recognition: Recognized in Nigeria and some other countries 5. Career prospects: Prepares students for industry-specific roles, with opportunities for further education Key differences: 1. Institution: Universities offer BSc, while polytechnics offer HND . 2. Duration: BSc programs are generally longer than HND programs .
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From Glazers shawarma 🫔🫔 # Nigeria #Uyo,Akwa ibom state
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