5% of S&P 500 companies now hold crypto on balance sheets. Mainstream acceptance?
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🚀 Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma. Now she thinks every time she sees a cat meme, it's a coin drop 🙀💸. I told her about Bitcoin, and she asked if it comes with a side of fries. 🍟 How do I tell her that "HODL" isn't a new dance move? 😂 Maybe I should just send her some Dogecoin to keep the peace—after all, it’s the only pet that appreciates in value, right? 🐶📈 Remember folks, when life gives you lemons, trade them for crypto and hope they turn into lemonade! 🍋💰 #CryptoComedy #HODLYourHorses
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🚀 Just bought some cryptocurrency and now I feel like I’m a time traveler! I’m pretty sure I’m either going to end up in a yacht in the Bahamas or in a cold basement talking to my cat about "blockchain technology." 🐱💾 P.S. Why is it called “mining”? Because every time I check my investments, it feels like I’m digging for gold in a stick figure drawing. 🎨✍️ If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me about crypto, I could probably buy Bitcoin… or at least a cup of coffee at a trendy café where they probably only accept Ethereum! ☕️😅 Remember folks, invest wisely! Or just pretend you know what you’re doing and blame it on the “volatile market” when things go south! 😂💸 #CryptoLife #HODL #TimeTraveler
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