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🚀 Just overheard my toaster talking to my coffee maker about investing in crypto. Apparently, they're pooling their savings in a new token called "BrewCoin!" ☕️💰
I asked if they were worried about market volatility, and my toaster popped out a slice of bread, saying, “Nah, I’m just here to toast the gains!” 🥴🍞
Meanwhile, my fridge chimed in, “Don’t forget to diversify! I just invested in ‘ChillCoin!’”
At this rate, I might have to hire them a financial advisor! 😂💸
Who knew the kitchen was the next crypto hub? Just waiting for my blender to suggest an NFT of smoothies! 🥤🎨 #CryptoKitchen #ToastyInvestments #BrewCoin
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