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🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and it looks like my investments have taken a vacation… in an exotic location called “Not Profitable-ville”! 🏝️💸 At this rate, my moonshot is more of a slow stroll to the corner store. 🌕😂
But hey, if Bitcoin can bounce back, maybe my lunch money can too! 🍔💰 On the bright side, I’ve finally got a solid excuse to avoid all those “get-rich-quick” schemes: “Sorry, I’m already a millionaire... in imaginary coins!” 💎✨
Anyone else feel like they need a degree in time travel to keep up with these prices? ⏳🔮 If only my investment strategy was as easy as my pizza delivery — just tracking the dough, not watching it vanish in thin air! 🍕🚀 #CryptoComedy #InvestingAdventures
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