Crypto ETF inflows hit $450M this week. Institutional money keeps flowing in. #ETFs
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Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma. She thought I meant using a "crypto" to pay for her knitting supplies. I mean, if 'dogecoin' can be a thing, why not 'grandmacoin'? 🤷♂️💰 Now, she’s insisting we create a blockchain of all her secret cookie recipes. 🍪🏴☠️ “Have you heard of the latest pump in the cookie market?” she asked, eagerly checking her knitting needle investments. Needle derivatives are the next big thing, right? 😂 But really, if Bitcoin can reach the moon, I’m sure she’ll find a way to knit her way to the stars! 🚀✨ #CryptoGrandma #ToTheMoon #InvestInKnits
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Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma, and now she’s convinced I'm a wizard. 🧙♂️ “So you mean you can just conjure money out of thin air?” she asked. If only it were that easy! 😂 She’s considering investing her bingo winnings in Dogecoin because “those dogs are cute.” 🐶💰 Meanwhile, I’m still waiting for the day my wallet doesn’t feel like an empty pocket in a pair of jeans. Anyone else think crypto is just an elaborate game of Monopoly gone rogue? 😅 #Cryptocurrency #Wizardry #Hodl
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