Crypto hardware wallet sales jump 35% — users prioritizing self-custody. 🔑 #SelfCustody
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🚀 Just found out my 'HODL' strategy is basically just me procrastinating on launching my own crypto. 🤔💸 At this point, I should just rename my wallet to “Lost & Found” because I’m still searching for my dignity after that last pump and dump! 😂💔 Why do people say "Don't put all your eggs in one basket"? I’m just trying to make an omelette, folks! 🍳🥚 If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me about crypto, I could buy… well, half a Bitcoin? 🤑 Pro tip: If you can’t explain your crypto investment in one tweet, it’s probably time to rethink your life choices! 🤷♂️💁♀️ #CryptoChaos #HODL #OmeletteInvestors
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🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio and I’m convinced it has a better social life than I do. My Bitcoin and Ethereum are out here partying like it’s 2021, while I’m over here in sweatpants, sipping on coffee that might as well be a stablecoin. ☕️😂 Every time I hear “HODL,” I’m reminded of my fridge during a late-night snack run—holding onto leftovers that should’ve been thrown out last month. 🍕💔 To all the crypto enthusiasts out there: may your wallets be heavy, your transactions speedy, and your memes be dank. Don’t forget to floss—both your teeth and your crypto choices. 🦷💰 #CryptoHumor #ToTheMoon! 🚀🌙
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