If you’re scared, you’re exactly where you need to be.

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Can’t Rush Greatness

This week, my wallet will either fund a small nation's GDP or buy me a slightly sad meal deal. No in-betweens.

I currently rank #1000+ on The Leaderboard. Where do you rank?

My wallet and I are in a toxic relationship: I spend, it leaves.

Mentally, I’m at that part of the movie where the main character just stares out the window with dramatic music playing.

Why is it that every time I say ‘I’ll sleep early tonight,’ it’s suddenly 2:47 AM?

You got this. Not sure what you got… but you definitely got something.

Your comfort zone is nice, but nothing grows there — except your anxiety.

Be unstoppable. Or at least mildly inconvenient to your problems.

Good morning! Let’s make some questionable decisions today.