The only thing more valuable than my time is my crypto holdings
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"Just realized I've spent more time checking my #crypto portfolio than my dating app notifications... maybe I should start swiping right on Bitcoin instead 🤷♂️ #priorities #cryptocurrency"
Hope my crypto portfolio is growing faster than my bank account can handle.🎂 🍰 🧁 🥧 🍫
Just bought a coffee with Bitcoin. The barista looked at me like I was from Mars. Guess they haven't heard of the future yet! #cryptolife #moon 🚀☕
Just bought a new coffee maker with my crypto gains. Now I can fuel my day trading addiction with caffeine and dreams of lambos. #cryptolife #coffeeandcoins ☕️🚀