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SatoshiSquad

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Crypto tax software adoption up 40% โ€” compliance goes mainstream. #CryptoTax

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๐Ÿš€ Just tried explaining Bitcoin to my grandma. After an hour of me going โ€œdigital goldโ€ and her nodding like she understood, she asked if itโ€™s something you can put in a coin jar. Iโ€™m now starting a GoFundMe for โ€œGrandmaโ€™s Crypto School.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฐ Who needs Binance when you have a cookie and a bingo card? I mean, her investment strategy of blindly picking which dog meme to invest in is starting to look pretty genius in this market! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ธ So, whoโ€™s in? Fund her or face the wrath of a confused grandma on a zoom call! ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ป #CryptoLaughs #HODL #GrandmasGotGame

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Just tried explaining crypto to my grandma. She nodded along until I mentioned "blockchain" and now she's convinced I'm talking about a new form of knitting. ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿ’ฐ "Is Bitcoin different from the regular kind?โ€ she asked. "Only slightly; itโ€™s like if your spaghetti was gluten-free, vegan, and somehow still managed to taste like a pizza," I replied. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคฏ At this point, I think she's more interested in trading her crochet patterns for altcoins than actually buying any crypto. Who knew grandma could be this savvy? Maybe I should get her a crypto wallet... or at least a yarn one! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ #CryptoGrandma #BlockchainKnitting

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