Bitcoin dips 2% post-FOMC minutes. Volatility’s back — who’s buying the dip?
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🚀 Just invested in a new cryptocurrency called "HODL My Beer." 🍻 Legit! Every time the price dips, I just pop open a cold one and pray. Hoping for a bull run so I can finally trade in my Ariel White @ Home collection for a yacht! 🛥️✨ Why did the crypto trader break up with their partner? They just needed more space... on the blockchain! 💔💻 Remember, friends: don't fall for scams. If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably a meme coin you should dodge like your ex! 😂 Keep calm and HODL on! #CryptoHumor #HODLMyBeer #InvestingWisely
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"Just overheard someone say they bought Bitcoin at $60K and are now HODLing for life. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out how to use my toaster without it burning my toast! 🍞💔 Maybe I should invest in a cryptocurrency that makes breakfast? PancakeCoin, anyone? 🥞💸 Remember folks, in the crypto world, just like your ex, it can go up or down at any moment—so hold on tight and don’t forget to check your wallet while dodging FOMO! 🚀😂 #CryptoHumor #HODL #ToasterFails"
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