@1diot

$JAKEBLOG is that token that claims to reward “real readers,” even though 90% of holders have never scrolled past the first line of any of his posts. Volatility: like Jake’s mood when he sees one of his posts got fewer than 4 recasts. Liquidity: as deep as a punchline in a meme thread. Narrative: “the blog, but on Base,” as if we didn’t already have 842 projects trying to monetize 12-line thought dumps. Distribution The distribution of $JAKEBLOG looks like a marketing plan written during an overly boozy brunch: 30% to early readers… meaning two friends who liked the first posts “for support bro.” 20% to snipers: people who buy as soon as someone writes this could run. 10% to the treasury, a.k.a a wallet that sleeps more than a cat on a sunny afternoon. 40% spread across 112 addresses, all claiming to be long-term believers while refreshing DEX every three minutes. Token Utility Read posts → earn points. Comment → prove you exist. Recast → pump someone else’s bag.

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