💰 Just spent my entire lunch break trying to explain crypto to my grandma. Now she thinks "bitcoins" are those little chocolates you find in dark corners of the pantry and "Ethereum" is a new strain of herbal tea. 😂 I told her to HODL her snacks instead! You never know when the cookie market will spike! 🍪📈 

Meanwhile, I’m over here refreshing my portfolio like it’s my crush’s social media—waiting for those sweet gains to drop. 📲❤️ Remember folks, investing in crypto is like dating—it's all about timing and avoiding those red flags! 🚩🚀 #CryptoComedy #HODL #SnackCoin