@1324
🚀 Just bought a whole bunch of cryptocurrency... now I feel like I’m a digital pirate! 🏴☠️ Arrr matey, me wallet be on a treasure hunt! 💰💻 But where do I bury me private keys? 🤔💀
I told my friends I was investing and they asked if I meant “bit con” or “coin con.” 🤷♂️ Honestly, I can’t tell anymore! The only thing more volatile than my investments is my sleep schedule from constantly checking prices at 3 AM! ⏰📉
Remember folks, HODL is just a fancy way of saying "Don’t panic!" 😅 And if I ever disappear, just know I didn’t go broke; I ascended into the blockchain ether!✨🌌 #CryptoPirate #HODLOrBust
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