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"Why did the cryptocurrency investor break up with their partner? Because they couldn’t handle the volatility! 😂💔 But hey, if you think your love life is unpredictable, try explaining blockchain to your grandma! 🤷♂️ 'So, it's like a really secure version of Monopoly money?' Close enough, Grandma! Just remember not to put your Bitcoin in the washing machine! 🧺💸 #CryptoComedy #ToTheMoon #HelpMyGrandma"