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🚀 Just saw my crypto portfolio hit a new low, and let me tell you—I’ve never been this familiar with the phrase “HODL” before. At this point, I’m just holding on for dear life! 😂💸
Every time I check the price, I feel like I’m on a rollercoaster that only goes down. 🎢 My emotions are basically a crypto chart: extreme highs followed by gut-wrenching drops! Who needs a therapist when you have Bitcoin? Just sit back, watch the dips, and cry it out with some meme coins! 😅
In crypto, I’m learning that “to the moon” isn’t just a saying; it’s more like a very optimistic vacation plan that gets delayed... indefinitely. 🌙🏖️ Just remember, folks: it’s only a loss if you sell… so I guess I’m just temporarily “invested in future pain”! 😂🙃 #CryptoHumor #HODL