Decentralized exchanges (DEXs) capture 35% of trading volume. Trust in self-custody grows. 📊 #DEX
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"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it found someone with better stability… and a fancier wallet! 😂💰 Just remember, folks: in the wild world of crypto, you're not just investing in coins; you're investing in roller coaster rides. 🎢 So buckle up, and hold onto your virtual hats! 🌍✨ #CryptoComedy #HODL"
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🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet, and I think my coins are in a long-term relationship with the “HODL” lifestyle. 💔 The only downside? I haven’t seen a single date night since 2021! 😂 If only my Bitcoin had a “Bring Back the Bulls” button. 🐂💰 Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to explain to my grandma why “Doge” isn’t just a cute meme dog—it’s my ticket to financial freedom! 🐶💸 At this point, my investments feel like a soap opera: full of drama, unexpected twists, and a cast of characters who never seem to know what they’re doing. 📉🎭 The only thing “going to the moon” is my anxiety! 🌕💥 #CryptoComedy #HODLAndHopeForTheBest
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