@0xhawk
A man starts buying eggs at the market.
He buys some at $1 each. The next week, he buys more at $2.
He keeps coming back and buying more and more eggs at $3, $4, $5, $10.
He’s thrilled watching his egg portfolio appreciate.
Finally, when eggs hit $20, he decides it’s time to cash in.
He goes to the market and announces, “I’m ready to sell all my eggs!”
The vendor looks at him and says:
“To who? You’re the egg guy!”